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Sober Friend & Drunk Friend Tee
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Sober Friend & Drunk Friend Tee

$26.53

Reliable shipping

Flexible returns

You know who you are. One of you’s the designated driver, the emotional support human, the reluctant babysitter. The other? Pure chaos in a bottle—literally. This tee perfectly captures that dynamic duo energy in peak stick-figure simplicity.

🍻 Iconic contrast: blank stare vs. blackout vibes
🚗 For moms of the friend group, party animals, and enablers alike
🖤 Minimalist black-on-white design for max “we’ve been there” energy
😂 Pairs well with hangovers, regret, and blurry Snapchat stories

Because behind every drunk mess is a sober bestie asking,
“Why do I even come out with you?”

Size & Fit

👕 A classic, true-to-size, and relaxed unisex fit, which can run a bit larger than some other retail t-shirts, with loose-fitting sleeves and a roomier silhouette.

✨ It's designed for comfort without being baggy and is a durable option that maintains its shape due to its construction and fabric.

📏 For a tighter fit, it's recommended to order one size down.

Product Features

👕Durable shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.


♻️Crafted without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste.


✨Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished finish.


🧵Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant prints.


🇺🇸Ethically sourced, 100% US cotton ensures comfort and sustainability.

Care Instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Shipping & Returns

🚛 Orders ship out within 1-2 business days.

🌎 Delivery in the US: ~2-7 business days

🔁There is free returns within 14 days of delivery!

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