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Pourin' Up Cold Beer Tee
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Pourin' Up Cold Beer Tee

$27.99

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Flexible returns

“Porn Addiction? Nah, I’m Just Pourin’ Up 🍺😼”

You ever been so down bad you mix dad jokes with felony-level puns? Yeah… same. This tee features a beer-lovin' foam-headed feline who’s definitely got pour decisions on repeat. Whether you’re sippin’, simpin’, or just trying to dodge serious conversations, this shirt’s got your back (literally).

✅ Silly? Yes.
✅ A little concerning? Also yes.
✅ Perfect for your next “I thought it was ironic” moment? Absolutely.

Throw this on when you wanna confuse your grandma, disappoint your ex, or simply remind everyone that you’re chronically online.

 

Unhinged. Unapologetic. Unmissable.

Size & Fit

👕 A classic, true-to-size, and relaxed unisex fit, which can run a bit larger than some other retail t-shirts, with loose-fitting sleeves and a roomier silhouette.

✨ It's designed for comfort without being baggy and is a durable option that maintains its shape due to its construction and fabric.

📏 For a tighter fit, it's recommended to order one size down.

Product Features

👕Durable shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.


♻️Crafted without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste.


✨Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished finish.


🧵Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant prints.


🇺🇸Ethically sourced, 100% US cotton ensures comfort and sustainability.

Care Instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Shipping & Returns

🚛 Orders ship out within 1-2 business days.

🌎 Delivery in the US: ~2-7 business days

🔁There is free returns within 14 days of delivery!

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