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Performative T-shirt
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Performative T-shirt

Sale price  $26.53 Regular price  $32.00

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📊 Matcha. Music. Moral high ground.

This tee is for the softbois with a side of sass—the ones who romanticize their iced matcha, cry to Clairo in the shower, and know what intersectionality means. Whether you're 6'7" or just emotionally tall, this shirt is giving ✨vibes✨ and certified green flag energy.

  • Minimalist design with maximum personality

  • Perfect for iced drink runs, indie playlists, and progressive discourse

  • Unisex sizing—because feminism is for everyone

  • Warning: may cause crushes

Drinks matcha. Listens to Clairo. Respects women. Iconic. 💚📈

Size & Fit

👕 A classic, true-to-size, and relaxed unisex fit, which can run a bit larger than some other retail t-shirts, with loose-fitting sleeves and a roomier silhouette.

✨ It's designed for comfort without being baggy and is a durable option that maintains its shape due to its construction and fabric.

📏 For a tighter fit, it's recommended to order one size down.

Product Features

👕Durable shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.


♻️Crafted without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste.


✨Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished finish.


🧵Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant prints.


🇺🇸Ethically sourced, 100% US cotton ensures comfort and sustainability.

Care Instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Shipping & Returns

🚛 Orders ship out within 1-2 business days.

🌎 Delivery in the US: ~2-7 business days

🔁There is free returns within 14 days of delivery!

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