My Next Wife Will Be Normal Tee

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For the man who's been through it... and has the emotional damage to prove it. This tee is less of a fashion choice and more of a cry for help (or a solid opener at the bar). Clean text, chaotic backstory.

🖤 Crisp black font on pure white – like your intentions... before marriage
💔 Equal parts regret and comedic gold
😂 For divorcees, red flag survivors, and men who definitely still text their ex
📉 Pairs great with dad hats, beers, and awkward family dinners

Whether it’s your first divorce or your third engagement—
this tee sets expectations… low. Where they belong.

👕 A classic, true-to-size, and relaxed unisex fit, which can run a bit larger than some other retail t-shirts, with loose-fitting sleeves and a roomier silhouette.

✨ It's designed for comfort without being baggy and is a durable option that maintains its shape due to its construction and fabric.

📏 For a tighter fit, it's recommended to order one size down.

👕Durable shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.

♻️Crafted without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste.

✨Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished finish.

🧵Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant prints.

🇺🇸Ethically sourced, 100% US cotton ensures comfort and sustainability.

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat