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I Shaved My Balls For This? T-Shirt
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I Shaved My Balls For This? T-Shirt

Sale price  $26.53 Regular price  $32.00

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Say it loud. Say it proud. And maybe say it at the worst possible time. This unapologetic banger of a tee is made for the boldest dudes in the room—the ones who don’t take life too seriously but still expect a little effort in return.

🍒 Hilariously blunt. Weirdly relatable.
🪒 Clean white type on deep navy for max contrast
😂 Guaranteed to get laughs, gasps, and maybe a drink thrown at you
👌 Comfy AF cotton with a relaxed fit for post-shave sensitivity

Wear it to dates, parties, or just to let the universe know you expected way more.
Warning: May cause awkward eye contact.

Size & Fit

👕 A classic, true-to-size, and relaxed unisex fit, which can run a bit larger than some other retail t-shirts, with loose-fitting sleeves and a roomier silhouette.

✨ It's designed for comfort without being baggy and is a durable option that maintains its shape due to its construction and fabric.

📏 For a tighter fit, it's recommended to order one size down.

Product Features

👕Durable shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.


♻️Crafted without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste.


✨Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished finish.


🧵Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant prints.


🇺🇸Ethically sourced, 100% US cotton ensures comfort and sustainability.

Care Instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Shipping & Returns

🚛 Orders ship out within 1-2 business days.

🌎 Delivery in the US: ~2-7 business days

🔁There is free returns within 14 days of delivery!

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