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I Miss My Foreskin Tee
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I Miss My Foreskin Tee

Sale price  $26.53 Regular price  $32.00

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No filter. No shame. Just facts. This tee says what others won’t, turning your deepest unsolicited thought into a bold fashion statement. Whether you’re starting a conversation or shutting one down, this shirt guarantees a reaction.

🍆 Blunt, block text that leaves no room for misinterpretation
😐 Soft gray tee with heavyweight awkward energy
😂 For anti-circ activists, dark humor lovers, or brave souls with zero social filter
📢 Guaranteed to silence the room... or start a TED Talk

Because some things just need to be said.
And this tee does it for you—loud and proud.

Size & Fit

👕 A classic, true-to-size, and relaxed unisex fit, which can run a bit larger than some other retail t-shirts, with loose-fitting sleeves and a roomier silhouette.

✨ It's designed for comfort without being baggy and is a durable option that maintains its shape due to its construction and fabric.

📏 For a tighter fit, it's recommended to order one size down.

Product Features

👕Durable shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.


♻️Crafted without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste.


✨Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished finish.


🧵Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant prints.


🇺🇸Ethically sourced, 100% US cotton ensures comfort and sustainability.

Care Instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Shipping & Returns

🚛 Orders ship out within 1-2 business days.

🌎 Delivery in the US: ~2-7 business days

🔁There is free returns within 14 days of delivery!

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