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“I’d Hit That” Bong Tee
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“I’d Hit That” Bong Tee

Sale price  $26.53 Regular price  $32.00

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Love is in the air... or maybe it’s just a cloud of smoke. This hilariously suggestive tee features a happy little bong that’s definitely down and a flirty message that hits harder than your midnight rip.

💚 Cartoon-style bong with a wink and a vibe
❤️ Heart-shaped speech bubble that shoots its shot
💨 Soft green cotton – comfy enough for couch lock
🤣 Perfect for stoners, valentine trolls, and laid-back romantics

Whether it’s Valentine’s Day or just your day to roll up,
this shirt is your new smoking hot wingman.

Size & Fit

👕 A classic, true-to-size, and relaxed unisex fit, which can run a bit larger than some other retail t-shirts, with loose-fitting sleeves and a roomier silhouette.

✨ It's designed for comfort without being baggy and is a durable option that maintains its shape due to its construction and fabric.

📏 For a tighter fit, it's recommended to order one size down.

Product Features

👕Durable shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.


♻️Crafted without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste.


✨Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished finish.


🧵Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant prints.


🇺🇸Ethically sourced, 100% US cotton ensures comfort and sustainability.

Care Instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Shipping & Returns

🚛 Orders ship out within 1-2 business days.

🌎 Delivery in the US: ~2-7 business days

🔁There is free returns within 14 days of delivery!

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