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Coworker T-shirt
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Coworker T-shirt

$27.99

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Flexible returns

📎💼 Corporate crush? Or just proximity bias?

This tee is the ultimate HR-safe roast. Designed for the overworked and dangerously delusional, it’s a painfully accurate reminder that your "work crush" is probably just a product of fluorescent lighting and shared trauma. Perfect for coworkers who need the wake-up call—or yourself, if you keep blushing at someone just because they refill the Keurig.

  • White tee with bold black ✨truth font✨

  • Unisex fit for office girlies, corporate himbos, and 9-to-5 delulus

  • Business casual? Not quite. Emotionally clarifying? Absolutely.

  • Best worn on casual Fridays or during passive-aggressive Zoom calls

 

They’re not hot. You’re just in an open office prison. 🖇️🫠📊

Size & Fit

👕 A classic, true-to-size, and relaxed unisex fit, which can run a bit larger than some other retail t-shirts, with loose-fitting sleeves and a roomier silhouette.

✨ It's designed for comfort without being baggy and is a durable option that maintains its shape due to its construction and fabric.

📏 For a tighter fit, it's recommended to order one size down.

Product Features

👕Durable shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.


♻️Crafted without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste.


✨Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished finish.


🧵Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant prints.


🇺🇸Ethically sourced, 100% US cotton ensures comfort and sustainability.

Care Instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Shipping & Returns

🚛 Orders ship out within 1-2 business days.

🌎 Delivery in the US: ~2-7 business days

🔁There is free returns within 14 days of delivery!

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