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UTI? More Like U + I Tee
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UTI? More Like U + I Tee

Sale price  $26.53 Regular price  $32.00

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Anatomically questionable. Emotionally devastating. This tee takes your least favorite acronym and turns it into the most unhinged love confession you never knew you needed. Complete with a heart-shaped urinary tract, it's the perfect mix of cringe, charm, and chaos.

🩺 For biology nerds, chaotic lovers, and anyone too online
❤️ Bold red & white print on deep navy – oddly romantic
💘 Great for Valentine’s Day, date nights, or confusing your doctor
🤣 Guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe concerned stares)

Because nothing says “I love you” like urinary inflammation puns.
Love hurts. So does this shirt.

Size & Fit

👕 A classic, true-to-size, and relaxed unisex fit, which can run a bit larger than some other retail t-shirts, with loose-fitting sleeves and a roomier silhouette.

✨ It's designed for comfort without being baggy and is a durable option that maintains its shape due to its construction and fabric.

📏 For a tighter fit, it's recommended to order one size down.

Product Features

👕Durable shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.


♻️Crafted without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste.


✨Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished finish.


🧵Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant prints.


🇺🇸Ethically sourced, 100% US cotton ensures comfort and sustainability.

Care Instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Shipping & Returns

🚛 Orders ship out within 1-2 business days.

🌎 Delivery in the US: ~2-7 business days

🔁There is free returns within 14 days of delivery!

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