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Hot Dogs.. Hot Logs T-shirt
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Hot Dogs.. Hot Logs T-shirt

$22.53

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Flexible returns

🌭💩 This shirt goes straight through you.
Bold. Unfiltered. Digestively honest. This tee captures the unspoken truth behind every backyard BBQ, gas station snack run, and 2AM regret meal. With vintage diner-style text and a cartoon hot dog that knows what it’s becoming, this shirt is equal parts hilarious and horrifying—in the best way.

  • Crisp white tee with food-based absurdism

  • Retro typography for maximum irony

  • Unisex fit for grill masters, gas station warriors, and stomach ache survivors

  • Guaranteed to get at least one “yo wtf” per wear

 

You are what you eat… until you’re not. 🌭🔥💨

Size & Fit

👕 A classic, true-to-size, and relaxed unisex fit, which can run a bit larger than some other retail t-shirts, with loose-fitting sleeves and a roomier silhouette.

✨ It's designed for comfort without being baggy and is a durable option that maintains its shape due to its construction and fabric.

📏 For a tighter fit, it's recommended to order one size down.

Product Features

👕Durable shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.


♻️Crafted without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste.


✨Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished finish.


🧵Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant prints.


🇺🇸Ethically sourced, 100% US cotton ensures comfort and sustainability.

Care Instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Shipping & Returns

🚛 Orders ship out within 1-2 business days.

🌎 Delivery in the US: ~2-7 business days

🔁There is free returns within 14 days of delivery!

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