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Flossing T-Shirt
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Flossing T-Shirt

Sale price  $26.53 Regular price  $32.99

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šŸ§ šŸ’„ Brain? Gone. Thoughts? Evacuated.

This shirt is not just a vibe—it’s a visual representation of what it feels like to open TikTok ā€œjust for 5 minutesā€ and wake up 3 hours later in an existential spiral.

  • Clean white tee with stark black contrast
  • Unisex fit — emotionally available or visibly spiraling

  • Dark academia meets gamer burnout

  • Pairs well with insomnia and intrusive thoughts

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For the overthinkers, the night scrollers, and the ā€œI’m fineā€ texters. šŸ•³ļøšŸ§·šŸ•¶ļø

Size & Fit

šŸ‘• A classic, true-to-size, and relaxed unisex fit, which can run a bit larger than some other retail t-shirts, with loose-fitting sleeves and a roomier silhouette.

✨ It's designed for comfort without being baggy and is a durable option that maintains its shape due to its construction and fabric.

šŸ“ For a tighter fit, it's recommended to order one size down.

Product Features

šŸ‘•Durable shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.


ā™»ļøCrafted without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste.


✨Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished finish.


🧵Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant prints.


šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øEthically sourced, 100% US cotton ensures comfort and sustainability.

Care Instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Shipping & Returns

šŸš› Orders ship out within 1-2 business days.

šŸŒŽ Delivery in the US: ~2-7 business days

šŸ”There is free returns within 14 days of delivery!

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