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Stressed Sackboy Tee
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Stressed Sackboy Tee

Sale price  $27.86 Regular price  $32.00

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He used to build dream worlds. Now he just needs a break. This design takes everyone’s favorite childhood character and drops him into adult reality—complete with a pack of smokes and existential dread.

🧵 Soft white cotton for maximum comfort while you mentally spiral
🚬 Iconic Sackboy with a cold stare and Marlboro pack—mood
📉 Nostalgia, but make it depressingly accurate
😮💨 For ex-gamers, burnout pros, and anyone who peaked in 2009

Wear it as a statement. Or a warning.
Either way, Sackboy’s not okay—and neither are you.

Size & Fit

👕 A classic, true-to-size, and relaxed unisex fit, which can run a bit larger than some other retail t-shirts, with loose-fitting sleeves and a roomier silhouette.

✨ It's designed for comfort without being baggy and is a durable option that maintains its shape due to its construction and fabric.

📏 For a tighter fit, it's recommended to order one size down.

Product Features

👕Durable shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching.


♻️Crafted without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste.


✨Ribbed knit collar retains shape for a polished finish.


🧵Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant prints.


🇺🇸Ethically sourced, 100% US cotton ensures comfort and sustainability.

Care Instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

Shipping & Returns

🚛 Orders ship out within 1-2 business days.

🌎 Delivery in the US: ~2-7 business days

🔁There is free returns within 14 days of delivery!

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